The dark side of the Force: How to wear black
We’ve been repeating it for a while now, black is an over-rated color in a guy’s wardrobe.
It’s a color that should even be avoided for a while load of reasons. The problem is that black, when it comes to clothing, looks really good in the black and white photos found in the lookbooks of certain brands:
Dior Slimane era
Nom de Guerre
Thanks to this, you think that black is classy, that black is sexy, that black is seductive, that black goes with everything, that black is masculine.
In fact, black is apparently almost a magic color that should be used often. However, I’m going to go right ahead and repeat once more what I think about this bloody color:
‘Black is an OVER-estimated color!’
You don’t believe me. What follows is for you.
Why I never wear black
- From a strictly sartorial standpoint, black is reserved only for very formal occasions (ceremonies, marriages, funerals…) or for waiters. Purists of the sartorial art think that a black suit for work is demonstrative of bad taste, something that has no place there…or, at best, reserved only for the top management of a business because black can represent power.
- Black is a color that does not work with cheap material i.e it will age very badly if the material isn’t good quality…and especially in the case of bad maintenance. A black shirt will fade in some places, black jeans fall out with you after a few washes. And black leather ages badly if it isn’t of good quality. To be clear: if you really really want to go for black, you’re better off buying a really beautiful material.
- Black worn in a casual outfit is frankly too serious and austere. I think it even makes some people too sad.
- Black is a boring color, especially when there are tons of other more interesting colors.
- Black is far from suiting everyone, especially those who are a bit tired. This color highlights tired features and baggy eyes. Without mentioning that for certain hair colors, such as blonds, it’s an epic fail. And don’t bother asking what kind of skin/hair works with black because the aim of this article is to get you looking at more interesting colors!!
- An outfit that’s totally black is weird, full stop. And even if the majority of humorists dress fully in black for their shows, you don’t have to do the same…
- It’s difficult to mix and match well. Unlike a blue or white shirt, you’ll never really be truly satisfied with the results with a black shirt. You’ll always have the impression that there’s something wrong if you wear a jacket or sweater with it…
One last thing…
If there’s something that always surprises me about black, it’s the reaction of some of my girlfriends when they see a guy in black. According to my little sample test talking to the ladies, black is a color that guys should banish. Here are some of the comments I heard:
- Honestly, a guy wearing a black shirt is really showing bad taste.
- It’s the easy way out, a black shirt, don’t you think…
- A black shirt makes you look like the Saturday night flirt
- But it’s crap to wear a black shirt for a night out!
I thought I was being really harsh on black shirts but that was nothing compared to these ladies who were simply intransigent! If there are some ladies reading this blog and article, I’d love to hear your views (note: surprisingly, there are more and more of you!)
Yeah but I get the basics: so how can I wear black?
There are a few exceptions for wearing black all the same…
The only nice looks I’ve seen with black items ALL had two things in common:
- An impeccable material: a nice black leather, a really beautiful cotton, a leather that’s been treated very carefully.
When a black leather is well-worked, it immediately becomes much more interesting (Christian Caroll Poell bag)
- Contrasts of material. I’m starting to see some in some of the outfits worn by reader of our book. Well you should know that contrasts of material are the key to giving a bit of consistency to an outfit made entirely in shades of black.
A mix of textures that adds depth to a totally black outfit. This is what you should do if you really must wear black!
- But also, and especially, a nice design: nickel cut, nice details, nice lines.
A nice designer piece with a design that’s really been worked on.
William Rast leather worn really well. You’ll see the perfecto is executed brilliantly. The jacket is simple and gets straight to the point! Photo: Skinny Suits
Problem: such items often cost a ridiculous amount because you need really noble materials and a design that’s been researched more than the average…I’m telling you, you’ll make no savings if you insist on wearing black!
If I don’t wear black, what do I wear?
Well…all the other colors! More seriously, it’s very simple:
- Grey is really the color that suits everyone (avoid totally grey outfits, though…)
- Marine blue, dark blue are excellent alternatives! It’s easy to pull off and very elegant.
- Dark brown can also be a good solution when it comes to a jacket if it works with the color of your hair.
I remind you that you should avoid layers of the kind ‘light color over dark color’ and you should do exactly the opposite. If not, the overall result isn’t very harmonious (try wearing a dark shirt under a lighter jacket and you’ll see that it doesn’t work)
The case of black leather
For leather, the color is less ‘problematic’ because it’s easier to pull off. The material reflects some of the light (unlike wool or cotton) and the final result, in terms of shade, isn’t all that dark. It’s matte black materials in particular that will cause you the most problems in terms of mixing and matching.
As usual, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to post a comment!